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One of us ( lemmy.world )
Cold calls aren't spam! ( sopuli.xyz )
I saw this and thought, well yeah that VP is right, cold calls are annoying spam. However, based on the insane comments by all the salespeople, you'd be wrong. Like, are salespeople that out of touch with normal people?
I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it ( lemmy.world )
is this employee in the room with us right now? ( sopuli.xyz )
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/surazghimire_linkedin-joke-influencer-activity-7209045694303633408-y-I4
Leave some degrees for the rest of us ( sopuli.xyz )
This might qualify as Instagram poetry ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt: post about hiring someone without experience, but every five words there's a line break and then a blank line. Post ends with "agree?"
A good leader always farts first 💨 ( aussie.zone )
Amazing attitude ( discuss.tchncs.de )
Let's work from home when the kids are sick, thank you great company that I am allowed to slave away for you while taking care of my sick kid! It isn't even a US company it seems....
Marriage is like.. ( i.ibb.co )
Work math [satire] ( sopuli.xyz )
I can think of a hundred bigger crimes ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt Text: post that says dripping testosterone levels in men since 1980s is the biggest crime of the century.
cu*t ( i.postimg.cc )
It really seems like satire, but based off the guy’s profile and normal posts I don’t think it is.
Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol ( i.postimg.cc )
Fortunately all the comments are dunking on this guy.
Motivational ( feddit.de )
Let me just insert some casual antisemitism into your day ( lemmy.world )
I reported this to LinkedIn and it did not find it to go against its community rules. 🤦♀️🤦♀️...
Things that didn't happen ( aussie.zone )
I will NOT protect your company secrets. Also you should hire me. ( gcdnb.pbrd.co )
NDAs just get in the way man, I want to be able to just leak all sorts of company secrets without any nagging from HR.
Long Interviews ( sh.itjust.works )
If you really thought this, it'd be company policy and the employee wouldn't have to ask. Faked for engagement? ( sopuli.xyz )
Recruiters at their own wedding ( media.kbin.social )
I don't think the lesson from this comic is that manual labourers stuck in dark tunnels have it just as bad as people interviewing to be salaried office workers ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: While the formal sector stuck in leetcoding. The informal sector stuck in a tunnel. Both waiting for light at the end. This is my India!! Below, there is a bisected image, one half is professionals in a metro train working on their laptops wearing formal clothing. All of them have frowns. Second half is miners in a...
Not a classic lunatic, but this person seems to be doomposting on linkedin ( sopuli.xyz )
Alt text: two posts from the same person on LinkedIn. First post is someone dressed as spiderman lying on the ground in a park while it rains. Second post is an apparently naked person floating in a water body in a boat with their limbs hanging out.